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27 October 2008 @ 06:23 pm
"Wizard and Glass" - The Dark Tower. Casting call  
This is my entry for the monthly challenge @ picspammy 
"Anything you want to cast. You can cast a favorite book, short-story, comic, play, fairy tale, etc. or you can recast a favorite film or television series. If you felt a movie adaptation of a book did the casting all wrong, do it again. You can focus on however many characters you want in one spam, whether it is just one character or the entire cast."

and here it is..the toughest cast ever XD

I'm slightly becoming a Tower!junkie and...well, i'm trying to imagine the ideal cast for this amazing book, which is the fourth of the saga. It's a tough task, you people. I tell ya. The whole thing is so complex that if a director picks it up one day, he better do a good job and don't screw it up or i'll hafta choke a bitch.

Ka-Tet of the Nineteen Ninety-nine

Viggo Mortensen as Roland Deschain
***because Clint Eastwood is too old***

Roland Deschain, son of Steven Deschain, was born in the Barony of Gilead, in In-World. Roland is the last surviving gunslinger, a man whose only goal is finding and climbing to the top of the Dark Tower, purported to be the very center of existence. This quest is obsession, monomania and geas to Roland: the success of the quest is more important than the lives of his family and friends. He is a man who lacks imagination, and this is one of the stated reasons for his survival against all odds: He can't imagine anything other than surviving to find the Tower.

James Franco or Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Eddie Dean
***sorry, I CAN'T decide! ***

Eddie’s main talent is running his mouth. Eddie is possessed of a quick wit and the propensity to argue, and the more ridiculous he finds a situation, the stronger his urge to comment on it. This talent comes in handy against Blaine the Mono, when Eddie confounds the train with his nonsense jokes.


Naomie Harris as Susannah Dean
Susannah is Eddie's lifelong love and one of Roland's faithful companions.
Her background can be found
here in the "In NY" part.

Chase Ellison as Jake Chambers
His background here

Roland's original Ka-Tet

Henry Cavill as Roland Deschain
[ This one? The hardest to choose. You need the right mix of blue eyes (because the bombardier eyes are fundamental, yep)/badassey/tormented soul and my bb Henry looks like the most suitable one for the young Roland.]

Roland becomes a gunslinger at the age of fourteen, coerced into his test of manhood by Marten, his father’s wizard. Roland defeats his teacher, Cort, with an unusual weapon: his hawk, David. David is just the first in a long line of sacrifices Roland makes in his quest for The Dark Tower. He inherits his father’s apprentice guns as a sign of his rite of passage.

Roland is the youngest ever to become a gunslinger. His father had previously been the youngest, having passed his test at the age of sixteen.

Roland meets and falls in love with
Susan Delgado. This is the one woman who has ever made Roland consider a fate other than his precious Tower

True love, like any other strong and addicting drug, is boring -- once the tale of encounter and discovery is told, kisses quickly grow stale and caresses tiresome... except, of course, to those who share the kisses, who give and take the caresses while every sound and color of the world seems to deepen and brighten around them. As with any other strong drug, true first love is really only interesting to those who have become its prisoners.

Taylor Kitsch as Cuthbert Allgood

Known for his unyiElding sense of humor, Cuthbert was Roland’s best friend and most trusted ally.
The boy has the ability to remember every name, face and nuance of any situation he encounters. He is handsome; Susan Delgado thinks she may have fallen in love with Cuthbert herself, had she met him first.
Cuthbert is also very skilled in the use of the slingshot, having the ability to hit a flying bird from sixty yards away.

[I guess I've been him in mind since the first time I read about Cuthbert. I know, the members of the Ka-Tet are way younger than these actors but I like to imagine them like this...]

Brady Corbet or Micheal Pitt as Alain Johns.

Clever and sensitive,
Alain is strong in the Touch, a form of psychic ability.

Because of his stocky build and quiet nature, Alain is often mistaken for a dullard. Nothing could be further from the truth. Quiet and introspective, Alain is known for his thoughtful consideration of problems and ability to sense when something is going wrong. He is naturally a diplomat and is often the voice of reason in volatile situations.


Christian Bale
as Steven Deschain
Steven, also know as Roland the Elder, is Roland Deschain's father and ruler of the Affiliation.

Steven is called the last Lord of Light, due to the fact that he is the last ruler before the fall of Gilead. Steven is twenty-ninth on a sideline of descent from
Arthur Eld, who was the King of All-World. Before Roland passed his test at fourteen, Steven had been the youngest ever to best Cort in battle age the age of sixteen.
He's characterized by his slim build and handlebar mustache. He carried the true gunslinger's weapons, six-shooters with sandalwood grips, until passing them on to his son after Roland proved himself in Hambry.

Steven was betrayed by Marten, his wizard, who cuckholded him by taking his wife, Gabrielle, as his lover. Steven had known of this affair for two years before his son took his test of manhood, but did nothing to stop it.

[Yeah, I found a spot for senor Bale too. I needed him again as a gunslinger, after "3:10 to Yuma"]

Amy Gumenick as Susan Delgado

Roland Deschain/Will Dearborn's true love.

She seemed to feel the ground move beneath her, and later she would think that for the first and only time in her life she had actually felt ka, a wind that came not from the sky but from the earth.
'If you love me, then love me'
'Aye, lady. I will'

[ I LOVED her as the young Mary Winchester in Supernatural..yeah, the choices you make for love...she know something.]


Helena Bonham Carter as Cordelia Delgado

Gary Oldman as Eldred Jonas

Jonas is the leader of the "Big Coffin Hunters," a gang consisting of himself, Roy Depape, and Clay Reynolds. They all have identical blue coffins tattooed on the webbing between thumb and index finger.

[Gary? Class-A baddie for me.]

The Big Coffin Hunters

Josh Brolin as Clay Reynolds

Clay Reynolds is Eldred Jonas' right-hand man and the quietest of the Big Coffin Hunters.

Kevin Durand as Roy Depape

Arguably the shortest-tempered of the Big Coffin Hunters, Roy Depape's hot-headedness is one of the major catalysts for events in Wizard and Glass

 ** THE END **

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matapadabee on October 27th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
I like *g*
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°lasamy on October 27th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
*g* now let's hope that JJ Abrahams reads this *lol*
the female ghost of tom joad: dark tower roland/eddiejanie_tangerine on October 27th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
Ha, do I know how difficult this is... ;) ;)

Seriously, aweeesome cast ♥ and mmmmm, Taylor as Bert is awesomeness *_* and I'll go with Eddie #2 ;) ;) also, hi Christian and hi Keamy! I figure that Taylor will have much fun with you and his slingshot.. ;)
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: FNl * Riggs *licks*lasamy on October 27th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
eeee it's all Taylor's fault. When i had him done I needed the others and here it goes our Sunday afternoon XD it was fun, though

GHGHGHGHGH the slingshot, his calling Roland names, his smartasssery..it's all so Riggins *g*
Diabolic noodle: {Lauriesex} Riding his motorcyclecoffeebits on October 27th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
NOW I WANT TO READ IT JUST BECAUSE YOU CAST KEVIN DURAND! Hello a person who likes Kevin other than me.
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Roland Deschainlasamy on October 27th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
he's PERFECT for that role! He's a troublemaker motherfucker, I could think only of him XD

(no subject) - coffeebits on October 27th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Edward Cullen is a V.I.L.F!!!the_vixxmeister on October 27th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Great casting :D I just need to point out that you've got a picture of Michael Pitt with the picture of Brady Corbet, did you know? Personally I prefer Michale :D
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: FNL * TEXAS FOREVERlasamy on October 27th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
lol OH damn *facepalm*
it was uncorrect on the site, then..and I didn't pay attention^^;
There was something off...
oh well i'll put Micheal pitt too as an alternative..I was undecided between them two XD

Ancient History: [misc] Gossamer my gown.bzzinglikeneon on October 27th, 2008 08:31 pm (UTC)
Great choices! Some of these are REALLY spot-on. I wouldn't necessarily have thought of James Franco for Eddie, but now that you've suggested him, I'm fairly certain he's going to look like that in my head forever. ;)
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: James Franco *smokin'*lasamy on October 27th, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
thank you! I've had this thing going on in my mind since I read abour Bert and saw Friday night Lights and eventually I managed to put them all together.

That James Franco photoshoot with the gun struck me and I was like " How coooome I didn't think about him before? 0.o" he's so smartass and he can pull a perfect stoned/junkie..and he's amazing in many ways, so yeah XD
Emma: dt comic gunflying_colours on October 27th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
Very good! The very first picture under Eddie is a lot like how I imagine him. Only hotter. And that picture is hot, so it's saying a lot!
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Your destinylasamy on October 27th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
The very first picture under Eddie is a lot like how I imagine him.
that's the pic that made me go "OMFG Eddie!!!" he's perfect in that photoshoot..and he also can pull a great smartass/dork/junkie so.. :D

I'm halfway through the book, now. Cordelia has just spat it all out with Jonas..damn her.
Olive Strangeways: crue: i like tequilanomaidenfair on October 27th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
Perfect casting, especially Viggo as Roland!
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Roland kneelin'lasamy on October 27th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
thank you!

Viggo IS Roland... I had some thoughts on Josh Holloway, but daaaamn he's toooooo pretty and cheerful to be "Long Tall anf Ugly" XD
Kros_21kros_21 on October 27th, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
bro, sei andato a firmare la petizione per averci entrambi in Italia?
guarda che poi se funziona ci dobbiamo andare eh.... ;D

°°  £å  §âM¥  °°lasamy on October 27th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
sìsìsì fatto XD

Impossible Princessdoctors_girl on October 27th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
Is there anyone in the world who DOESN'T picture Viggo as Roland? :) Seriously for me it's so obvious that he *IS* Roland, period.

And I really like your cast too, your Cuthbert is perfect.

(this is a really awesme challange at picspammy BTW.)
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Bert ♥lasamy on October 27th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
yeah, leaving out Clint Eastwood, Viggo IS Roland <3

ghhhh i'm so glad you like my choice for Bert, Taylor is the reason I started all this (and I have a massive crush on both the actor and the character so.. XD) because I've had him in my mind first and then the other followed

(absolutely **)
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_izu_ on October 27th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
Oh porca vacca. Ma...è semplicemente PERFETTO. Perfetto. Non avrei potuto fare di meglio, MAI.

Viggo l'ho sempre pensato anche io ma sono sconvolta dalla scelta di Eddie...dio, è LUI OO in ogni caso, ma più la seconda possibilità. Suzieee *___* ora so come disegnarla ** *sviene a Cuthbert e squeea per Jake*
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: FNL * pensive!Timlasamy on October 27th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
eeee sono contenta che approvi :D

Beeeeeeert ♥ quel figo di Taylor è PERFETTO per lui diobono GAH
kim: supernatural - marywatercolourblue on October 27th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
ooooh, these are some great choices!! It's awesome - i've never seen anyone flesh them out before so it's so interesting to read through. Christian Bale - that's an excellent choice!!!! and Susan - she would be perfect for that. Lots of good ones there. Billy Crudup is still my Eddie :) I need to find you the photo that sold me.

ahhhhh!!! i have to start back into these books soon. I'm definitely missing the read.
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: SPN * Mum is a BABElasamy on October 28th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)
eeee glad you like it :D

Susan Delgado..is a babe *g*
✿tinacausefire on October 28th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
what a perfect cast. *applauds*
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Roland kneelin'lasamy on October 28th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
thankee-sai :D
ada or emrysunderhand_glory on October 28th, 2008 04:29 am (UTC)
my best guy friend has been bugging me to read these books forever and I've been avoiding it but now that I've got these beautiful mental images in my head, i might actually be able to get through it!
°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Roland kneelin'lasamy on October 28th, 2008 08:35 am (UTC)
Listen to your friend, these books are amazing *_*
..and I'm glad I've contributed to your making-up your mind :D
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°°  £å  §âM¥  °°: The Dark Tower * Your destinylasamy on October 28th, 2008 08:39 am (UTC)
d'awww i'm glad you like it :D

*kicks LJ*
Emmz: HOLY SHIZNIT!!1!retrophilic on November 16th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
Your cast kicks ass!